The successful Iraq - a short article on America's successful occupation of the Phillipines - and the way we put down an insurrection.

A scientist at the University of Washington was fired for exposing the inconvenient truth that the local glaciers are not actually shrinking.

While I'm at it, global warming, shockingly enough, makes the Northern Hemisphere greener. Who would guess that with more available carbon, plants would grow more?


Have you ever wanted an awesome case (for your computer)? Would putting your computer inside a dead animal be awesome enough? It would for me.

Need money? Here's a list of things you can legally donate. Except, I guess, if it's for cash, you're not really donating, are you? Anyway, if you want some other odd jobs, here's a list of some easy ones.



Finally, have you seen "DO NOT WANT" on the the Internet? Guess where it came from?

STAR WARS! Episode 3, the prequel, was released in Hong Kong - with Chinese subtitles. The bootleg version came out soon after, with English subtitles below the Chinese ones. Rather than typing in the dialogue, unfortunately, the Chinese subtitles were translated. Which leaves us with, "STAR WARS - the Backstroke of the West"!